DeaResT Daddy

I saw this letter to DAD...
Vincent is praying tat his little bryan will not write such letter to him.

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Letter to Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition,
he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice.

I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
Bryan

P.S. Dad, none of the above is actually true.
I'm just over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my centre desk drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Whahahahaha..... :)

My Dear Little Bryan.... if u are reading this... u better make sure u dun do this...
cause yr daddy will probably fainted by now... and yr mummy will "make sure" you remember this foReveR...

Lots of LOve from DaDDy & MuMMy